Corn On The Ear

Here is another of the odds and ends that I had collected. The stuff that I have are scattered over a lot of scrap books and I'm now only finding them.

Where can a man buy a cap for his knee?

Or a key for a lock of his hair?

Can your eyes be called an academy?

Because there are pupils there?

In the crown of your head what jewels are found?

Who crosses the bridge of your nose?

Could you use in shingling the roof of your mouth?

The nails on the end of your toes?

Could the crook in your elbow be sent to jail?

How can you sharpen your shoulder blades?

Could you sit in the shade of the palm of your hand?

Or beat the drum of your ear?

Does the calf of your leg eat the corn on your toe?

Then why grow corn on the ear?