Saturday, August 21, 2010

Limericks

Of the odds and ends that I had collected are some limericks. Most limericks are bawdy but here are two that I particularly liked.

There was a lady from Tiga,
Who went for a ride on a tiger,
They came back from the ride
With the lady inside
And a smile on the face of the tiger

  The next one is more imaginative and goes like this:

A Wonderful bird is the pelican.
Its mouth can hold more than his belly can.
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week.
I wonder how the hell he can.

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