Pure Truths

Here is another of the odds and ends that I came up with from my collection.
Pure truth:
Having a wife is part of living.
But having girlfriend along with wife is “Art of Living”.

Holy Spirit
Some people turn to God,
Some turn to alcohol.
Honestly speaking I don’t see any difference,
Both ways, life is being guided by a Spirit. 

Head ache
Pharmacist to customer:  In order to buy migraine pills, Sir, you need a proper prescription. A picture of your ‘wife’ is just not enough!